The Inventory Problem: A Bear, a Jar, and the Audacity of Already Being Enough
A children's bear is covered in cum and holding a jar labeled CUM and this is the most rigorous piece of queer cultural theory published this calendar year. Stay with me.
Eye Haight the English Language: A Rational Brain's Descent into Linguistic Madness
English is not a language. It is three distinct dialects crammed into a trench coat, wearing a stolen fedora, aggressively pickpocketing vocabulary from everyone who walks past — and then acting personally offended when you reach into the wrong pocket.
The Paperwork Keiki: Mapping a System Built to Forget
The play takes place in a Transition Office—a beige, stagnant purgatory where the fluorescent lights click every forty-seven seconds, as if the building itself is having a nervous breakdown.
Making Magic with AI: A Transcript of the Impossible
If reality is an information-processing system, then a 'spell' is simply a command line. It’s a syntax that triggers a state change. The only difference between a hex and a script is that one of them comes with documentation. Magic is just the physics of the observer.
The Optimization Lie: How America Learned to Sell Poverty Back to the Rich
We have become experts at framing the suffering we choose, while ignoring the suffering we cannot escape. When you possess the cultural capital to narrate your struggle, the cold becomes a conquest; when you are denied the pedestal, the same cold is simply a statistic.